Aquarius love

I have developed a true love for astrology. I think it began when one day I realized that every boyfriend I have ever dated, was born in May or the end of April.  Astrologers believe that Taurus’s are best matched with other Taurus’s and my own experiences have validated this.  Related image

Chances are if you are a Taurus, Gemini, Ares, Pisces, Scorpio or Leo, I can guess your sign. The accuracy is getting so good that I threaten my boss to leave my job to join the circus.  Although I haven’t developed better accuracy with the other zodiac signs, I’m getting better.

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Robert messaged me on Tinder a couple months ago; but, unfortunately, I was slow to respond, and one-week later Robert had found the love of this life though the jungle of online dating.  A couple months had passed since our quick conversation; until, last weekend Robert popped back up in my inbox. Shockingly his soul mate (nor the two girls he dated after her) ended up working out.  Robert and I started texting again and he explained how the last three girls didn’t work out; he was quite a chatter. At the ripe age of 31 he was married and divorced, twice.  Until he found the love of his life, Kate.  Kate didn’t need him “emotionally, financially or socially” and that is why they didn’t work out.

Are you taking notes with all this?

In between his trips down memory lane I managed to get a quick question in… “Are you an Aquarius?” His response?  “Yes”. 

Now I don’t claim to be an expert with the air sign, I can say every Aquarius that I know, personally, seems to be very emotionally needy. Aquarius’s are deep thinkers, good communicators, and risk-takers when it comes to love.  Shocker.

While I was googling more about Robert’s sign he was telling me about a girl he met last Friday night,  and deep deep details about their date. Mind you, I have never met Robert, and I have only had two conversations with him, ever.  Even so, he claimed he wanted to be “open and honest” with me.  I can’t tell anymore as to what happened between Robert and I because when I learned details of his Friday-night-date’s menstrual cycle, I quickly ended the conversation.

Regardless of your zodiac signs or moons or stars or extraterrestrial activity, bringing up past relationships is generally not a good idea 20 minutes into a conversation with someone new. Brining up every girl, wife, ex, etc.  in your life and significant details about their private life is not appropriate or appreciated by the girl you are trying to “court”.  Image result for taurus zodiac

C’mon guys.  Where are my Taurus men at??

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